The Dirty Truth About Your Comforter (And Why Your Body Is Begging You to Wash It)

Let’s be real: your comforter has seen some things. Late-night snacks. Netflix marathons. Sweaty summer nights. That one time you swore you’d just “rest your eyes” and ended up drooling on it for three hours. Yet somehow, you can remember to charge your phone every night… but your comforter hasn’t seen a washer in months (or years—don’t lie).

The Scary Stats (That Are Also Kind of Gross)

• Dust mites: Your comforter can host millions of them. They’re like tiny roommates who never pay rent.

• Skin cells: You shed about 500 million of them every day. Guess where a lot of them hang out? Yep, in your blanket burrito.

• Sweat & oils: Comforters absorb them like a sponge. Congrats—you’ve basically been slow-cooking yourself in your own marinade.

The “Comforter Curse” on Your Body

Not washing your comforter regularly can:

• Clog your pores – Hello, mysterious forehead breakouts.

• Wreck your sleep – Breathing in dust mite parties isn’t exactly restful.

• Trigger allergies – Sneezing at 2 AM isn’t the vibe.

• Age you prematurely – Okay, maybe not instantly, but nothing says “I’m tired” like puffy eyes from poor sleep.

So, How Often Should You Wash It?

Experts recommend washing comforters every 3 months. More if you:

• Sleep with pets (because fur + drool = deluxe topping).

• Snack in bed (don’t pretend those crumbs vacuum themselves).

• Sweat a lot (you know who you are).

Don’t Wrestle It Yourself

We get it: stuffing a king-size comforter into your home washer is basically CrossFit. That’s where Soapbox Global Laundry comes in. Drop off your comforter (or schedule pickup & delivery), and we’ll send it back fluffy, fresh, and allergen-free, no wrestling match required.

Final Thought:
Your comforter has carried you through heartbreak, lazy Sundays, and questionable snack choices. The least you can do is give it a bath. Trust us, your skin, your sinuses, and your social life will thank you.